Shoplifters!

My friends and family,

I sit before you, a stupid, STUPID man. Adam and I met up for lunch outside Lucie Berger today, and we headed over to the supermaket to buy some sanwich making materials. We then headed out to a DIFFERENT supermarket to buy drinks, because they're cheaper there.

We didn't take receipts.

Hilarity ensued as we were accused of stealing some ham and cheese. We were dragged down into the security office and given speeches and yelled at and all the stuff that happened. Over Ham. and Cheese. I mean seriously, it's was worth about 3€. Would we really keep lying after we had gone through all their crap?

They let us go eventually, but not without a 'stern talking to'.

That's a good story.

EDIT

Forgot something, managed to help two Japanese tourists. In french. They thought I was one of the froggies. Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiierd.